But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?Ĭomplete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behaviour, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the hysterical tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places. After witnessing a number of strange events - Edwart leaves his hash browns untouched at lunch! - he saves her from a flying snowball and Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire.
She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.'Īnd thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in this hilarious send-up of Twilight. Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. 'About three things I was absolutely certain. /rebates/2fp2fNightlight2fHarvard-Lampoon2f9780307476104&.com252fp252fNightlight252fHarvard-Lampoon252f978030747610426afsrc3d126SID3d&idbooksamillion&nameBOOKSAMILLION. Most people will have heard of the worldwide phenomenon that is Twilight. When you like, live forever, what's there to live for? Nightlight: A Parody of Twilight by The Harvard Lampoon.
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